Where the Fuck Am I?

by Nocturnal Emissions Comedy

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Sometimes, the night before isn't worth the morning after.

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I wake up
He stares at my eyes
He calls me beautiful
It’s a nice surprise
That’s when I ask myself....

Where the fuck am I?
Was I really this high?
And who is this guy, in this bed
His shirt says he’s Fred, but I don’t know...

I’ll just grab my things
Try to Sneak out the door
Why does my ass hurt?
Eww, what’s that on the floor?!
I’d rather not know

Where the fuck am I?!
Was I really this high?!
Oh shit, there’s another guy in this bed
I don’t know which one is Fred, I wanna die!!!

Please let this be a dream
Why do I smell Vaseline?
Is this a wedding Ring on my hand?!
Why don’t my nights ever go as planned!!!!

Where the fuck am I?!
Was I really this high?!
I don’t even care which one is Fred
I just hope the sperm are dead!!!
I want to die!

I better not have aids.

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released February 6, 2013
Written by Keith Cooper
Performed by: Saffron Cassaday

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